What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How was your JEE 2024 result like?

Moonraker

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why is Roblox so laggy it’s unplayable? My computer is fine and the internet is great.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why is there so much hate against black people?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Have anyone had an relationship of any kind with a spirit or demon, such as a succubus? If so, how was it?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Humans have evolved and become hairless and odor free. How do other races learn about evolution since evolution does not apply to them?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

From Russia With Love

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

How does a person become transgender?

Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.